Everything's Bigger In America

The other day Julie and Joey (sister and her boyfriend in case you forgot) took me to BJ's which is like a big wholesale place sort of like Gilmore's. So I decided to buy a big thing of eighteen packs of fourteen pieces of gum (which cost like six bucks US) and a box of ninety-six Reese's Peanut Butter cups which I then discovered are 37% fat; it's ON! There's also a picture of Sebastien who is just an unfeasibly huge cat...